foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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high-blogging:

fucking ellen

(Source: heterophobiclesbian)

So I asked my stylist to cut my hair a bit shorter because lol thick hair and I just….why?

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chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

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So in honor of it FINALLY being october 

(no idea where the gifs came from tell me and ill happily add credit)

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ekoenigs:

danchorman:

When you think a meme is dying out:

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This is the worst post I’ve ever seen

(Source: oxdn)

marauders4evr:

Halloween just wouldn’t be the same without Tim Burton

(From top to bottom: Beetlejuice, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Alice in Wonderland, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeny Todd, Dark Shadows, Frankenweenie)

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

stupidd-chan:

here’s a dating tip
if your partner suffers social anxiety or is an introvert, do not force them to go out on a date or hang out with you. more than likely, being alone relaxes their anxiety and recharges their energy. so respect that. and don’t bug them about it or take it personally. you’ll make their anxiety worse or just end up making them feel guilty as shit.
this goes for friends too. don’t do that to your friends.

Someone finally said it
  • I lost my mummy's money tonight and Im genuinely heartbroken about this
  • My play is being put on in half and hour
  • Like the one I wrote myself
  • Fuck

la-xingada:

huffingtonpost:

This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter

Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.

See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here. 

<3 aw this made me tear up :’)

Let me tell you a story about my Uncle Billy. He was born with cerebral palsy during a time where not much was known about it. His mum was told that he probably wouldnt live long. Though bright, he went to a school for people with severe disabilities. When he got older, people started to see how clever he was. Though he had no use in his hands, he was handy with art and painted using a band around his head to hold the brush. He went to university and became a lecturer there in art. He is now in his sixties, comfortably retired and spends his days drawing, writing poetry and terrorising disrespectful kids in his electric chair. This story really reminds me of him and it’s so heartwarming to see that people with a disability being recognised for the talents that they have, rather than being written off.

boys-and-suicide:

Ugh boys

Ugh girls

Ugh people

Ugh life

  • More like where the fuck did this muscle come from have you always been there hello.

wendlatheradical:

it’s all fun and games until act 2

Quotes from the Harry Potter Books [28/50]