Airports are the worst. BUT give me nine hours and I’ll be the happiest duck on the pond….that ia if they sont deport me for soda/potato bread

grantaireputthatenjolrasdown:

My little brother is staying in my room for the next two weeks

Bet you a fiver he finds them

I found them thabk fuck

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

My little brother is staying in my room for the next two weeks

Bet you a fiver he finds them

And I would walk 500 miles…  | David Tennant & DW Company (x)

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So a few of you already know I’m heading away for a few weeks. I just wanted to give you notice that if I’m absent, it’s because I’m too busy pursuing an affair to update my blog. I send my advanced apologies and will try and keep some reblogs coming. If you have asks and things, I don’t know if I will 100% be able to reply privately but I shall do my best. If I don’t reply, I will talk to you in two weeks. Maybe you’ll get pictures from my travels, who knows?

Ciao x

edwardspoonhands:

teenagegaywad:

theodorepython:

coyotescorner:

peculiaraura:

itscandidlycaratempurl:

Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.

And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.

friendly reminder that this show was fuckin awesome

And most of the people who were recorded laughing are dead now. When you hear people laughing in sitcoms today, it’s the recorded laughter of dead people.

Well that escalated quickly

I mean…I almost let this go…because who cares…but none of this is true. Though they did film in front of a live audience (many shows still do) and rarely did second takes, they didn’t shoot the whole episode in one take (which implies that there were no cuts (which, if you watch the show, there obviously were.))

Also, today’s sitcom laugh tracks don’t come from I Love Lucy, the kind of laughter those audiences had would feel completely out of place in a modern show. In fact, ‘I Love Lucy’ would even occasionally sweeten its own laughter with canned chuckles.

HOWEVER…the reminder that this show is fucking awesome is totally appreciated, because it is. Lucy is an inspiration to me as a creator and a businessperson. There’s a ton of episodes on YouTube if you’re in the mood.

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  • 1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
  • 2: Talk about your first kiss.
  • 3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
  • 4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
  • 5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
  • 6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
  • 7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
  • 8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
  • 9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
  • 10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
  • 11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
  • 12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
  • 13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
  • 14: Talk about a vacation.
  • 15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
  • 16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
  • 17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
  • 18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
  • 19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
  • 20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
  • 21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
  • 22: Talk about your worst fear.
  • 23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
  • 24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
  • 25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
  • 26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
  • 27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
  • 28: Talk about your fetishes.
  • 29: Talk about what turns you on.
  • 30: Talk about what turns you off.
  • 31: Talk about what you think death is like.
  • 32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
  • 33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
  • 34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
  • 35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
  • 36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
  • 37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
  • 38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
  • 39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
  • 40: Talk about the end of something in your life.

couldvebeenaprincess:

look it’s fine if ur not religious omg it’s 100% ok but once u start telling people that their prayers are worthless, that God isn’t listening, that He is imaginary, that Jesus didn’t exist, that their religious texts are garbage, etc. then you’re a piece of shit shut up

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zinge:

afrique-ah:

mordecaimakara:

iloverennerhawkeye:

chainofaffection:

beyoncesugarbaby:

licquoricebitch:

chainofaffection:

Have you ever come across a homeless individual and felt totally uncomfortable?
You see them and you know they are in need, but you are not sure what to do. You know that handing them money is not the best thing. But, you also see that they clearly have some needs. Their lips are chapped. They are hungry. They are thirsty. They are asking for help.
How can you help?
Here is a simple idea - blessing bags.

This was such an easy project. We are now going to keep a few “Blessing Bags” in our car so that when we do happen to see someone on the streets who is homeless, we can hand them a Blessing Bag. I first learned of these bags from my friend, Julie. I am using the picture of her bags (see above) because the ones we took were taken in horrible lighting and turned out really grainy and hard to see what is inside of them.

If you’d like to make your own Blessing Bags, this is what you would need:
Gallon size Ziplock bags
items to go in the bags, such as:
chap stick
packages of tissues
toothbrush and toothpaste
comb
soap
trail mix
granola bars
crackers
pack of gum
band aids
mouthwash
coins (could be used to make a phone call, or purchase a food item)
hand wipes
you could also put in a warm pair of socks, and maybe a Starbucks gift card
Assemble all the items in the bags, and maybe throw in a note of encouragement. Seal the bags and stow in your car for a moment of providence.
This would be a great activity to do with some other families. Each family could bring one of the items going into the bags (ex: toothbrushes). Set up all the items around a table and walk around it with the ziplocks and fill the bags.

oh man i wanna do this

mee tooo. im bout to go to the dollar tree and rack up or a wholesale store.

All these reblogs make me so happy to see. So many amazing people on tumblr

random acts if kindness

please include a couple pairs of socks actually! Socks are among the most highly desired clothing item for homeless individuals

cool idea, but why is “handing them money not the best thing?” We still dont trust poor people with money or…?

Personally I would rather give tooth paste, food, and other supplies because someone is less-likely to get mugged or stolen from for snacks and cleansers than they are for money, but I dunno about anyone else.

I figure it’s just safer because if someone tries to steal that money from a homeless person, I dunno how energetic they would be to protect themselves, or if they are, what could be done justice-wise to get them compensation for a crime committed against them.

So better to give them useful things of little monetary value, but a LOT of those things, than to give them something super sought-after by jerks, like money, I guess.

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briarthenardier:

samantha barks » backstage of les mis, london.

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raggedyarchangel:

0zmaa:

sh-dafugup:

antiphantomtechnic:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

witch-breed:

lolzitlee:

Oh Wales.

it looks like someone hit their head against the keyboard several times before pressing enter, while naming this town.

the four L’s in a row just seems unnecessary

That’s twice as long as the alphabet


fuck. it’s real. 

It’s a train station in Wales. I know not of one person who can pronounce it’s name.

I can pronounce it. We learnt it in primary school.

Me too

raggedyarchangel:

0zmaa:

sh-dafugup:

antiphantomtechnic:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

witch-breed:

lolzitlee:

Oh Wales.

it looks like someone hit their head against the keyboard several times before pressing enter, while naming this town.

the four L’s in a row just seems unnecessary

That’s twice as long as the alphabet

fuck. it’s real. 

It’s a train station in Wales. I know not of one person who can pronounce it’s name.

I can pronounce it. We learnt it in primary school.

Me too

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