Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BLOODY BALLS I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
i feel sooooo confused about what i look like? am i fat am i skinny and i pretty or ugly i literally CAN’T TELL AT ALL. how i feel about my looks changes on a min to min basis and is mostly affected by my mood i am so confused what the HECK do i actually look like to u people. i feel like an alien in my body
every time u say a bad thing about grantaire, somewhere in the world joly and bossuet plan your demise
Inspired by every student whose told they can’t be an artist because it doesn’t “make enough money”.
yes…but let me explain you a thing.
What if your passion is musical theatre? What if, when you’re sad, you spend the evening imagining you are a character and you are belting your heart out. You know the character so well you can feel the pain or joy they feel during each song.
What if the best parts of your week are the hours you spend dancing or singing? Great. Become a musical theatre actress, right? Wrong.
Arts subjects are difficult to break into. For musical careers, anyone who wants to be decent needs to have had some sort of tuition and that shit aint cheap. No money? No flat in London. No singing lessons. No dancing lessons. No audition fees. Want to get recognised? No money? Tough shit, no promotions or agents for you then.
So what would I be doing every day for the rest of my life? Singing on stage. Will that ever happen? Probably not. It doesn’t take much to live a comfortable life…a decent flat in a nice, safe area of London will only cost you at least £100 a week, a laptop will only set you back another £400, don’t even think about pets. Don’t forget tuition fees for lessons and auditions plus all that headshot shit. You could get rejected time and time again and you’re currently surviving on nothing.
Friends who are very talented and in the arts are always an actor/shop assistant. A singer/carer. Something/Something else. So yes. If you want to do a job that doesn’t pay very well, go for it. If it is the only thing on earth that will make you happy, go for it.
Remember though, if it’s arty…not only will you not be paid very well but it will take a long time to break into the profession and a lot longer to even make a name for yourself. Very few people become famous overnight. Before you say it - yes, I’d be more than willing to work for a MT career…but the point is I can’t afford it.
My advice is to do something you love, yes. Something that will also pay the bills. If you have a passion in life that won’t pay for your dinner, do something else. Keep your passion as your greatest hobby, a way to relax, something you look forward to at the end of the day. Don’t be a lawyer if you know you’ll hate it, that’s not what I’m saying…but be realistic about what you want to do and can afford to do. Don’t make the same mistakes I did. Follow your dreams, but give yourself a mattress to fall on.
You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.
It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.
The thing has engines in it’s wheels.
IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.
See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.
Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.
That means the bitch repairs itself.
Oh and that badass window and windshields?
It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive.
White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.
THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.
why don’t they hire tumblr bloggers to do the commercials i will never know
I hate driving but hot damn I would live in that car
There is literally nothing better than a sexy, badass lady.
CHING MOTHERFUCKING SHIH
This lady was such a badass, I can’t count the ways, but let’s try.
She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your fucking head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean. If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your fucking head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean. Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death. Fuck, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at. Ching wasn’t fucking around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t fucking around when you should have been working.
Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.
Ching Shih said fuck that.
She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.
For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.
tldr: I’ve come to terms with the reality that I’ll never be as terrifyingly badass as this woman was.
i will be as badass as she
You know, I heard of her, but I’d either forgotten or never heard that she grew old and retired having never been brought down or defeated ever.
She won being a pirate.
She got history’s high score.
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Hehehe why did I think I was so funny when I made this post?
do you ever see a picture of someone that you used to be so close to and you just remember every thing you did together and all the things you said you would do together, all the late night conversations or phone calls and remember all the good things and bad things both of you have been through together but then you remember that they’re now just a memory and they’re not in your life anymore